Thor's Day #2 - 9 weeks

Hello again everyone! Hope you had a wonderful week and welcome to another Thor's Day!

I'm sporting a new look. I think the asymmetrical style is really hot right now. What do you think?

My caretakers have made some changes that I'm not too happy about.
First: they took away all my newspapers! What do I read now? Huh? At the same time they are making me take my 'health breaks' outside - exclusively! Two totally unrelated actions. I just don't get it.

Hello Thor. We're going to give you...

A Bath!!!

Second: They gave me a BATH!! WTF!!! Something about smelling like a 'dog'. Hello?! And my nose is like 10,000 times better than their's and I think I smelled just fine. Now I smell like Oatmeal. geez...

In other news, I've also been busy helping clean up the backyard. There is no stick too large for the Mighty Thor!!

Nor is there a Pine cone too prickly for my awesome jaws of death!!!
I also found some magic mushrooms, but Food took them away before I could enjoy them. I bit his toes many times for that insubordination.

Last Saturday, my Caretakers took me for my physical. I was like NBD. Got some Meds, Heartworm stuff and more food!! I did tip the scales at 3.3 Kg (that's 7.2 lbs for those of you in the three remaining countries desperately clinging to the Imperial System - two of which are Military Dictatorships...)

And lastly, I've been refining my camouflaging skills. See how nicely I blend into this rug? I got the idea from watching Sherlock Homes with Robert Downey Jr. (aka. Iron Man!)

That's all I have at this time. Until next Thor's Day - enjoy!!!

My First Thor's Day - 8 weeks

Hello everybody!
This is my first full day in my new home so graciously donated by my caretakers, Love and Food, and already I've been able to teach them their first lesson: Don't give me so much to drink at night.
Hey, I'm a puppy, how should I know? They're my caretakers and should haven known better.
Let's just say it was a lesson well learned...
They are still learning where to actually put the papers.

While one of my caretakers, Food - I think, cowered in terror, I viciously and victoriously battled a multitude of invading green creatures falling from the skies (Food has still not got the hang of the video recorder on his phone...sigh, maybe my next battle will be record for posterity).

Today, I was also able to impart another hard-earned lesson on Food. It is best to hold my toys for me to enjoy -or- suffer the wrath of my razor-sharp canines on his toes!!! I was a bit disappointed as to the time and repetition it took to get this knowledge imparted to Food. Double-sigh,,,

 All this work: defending my home, imparting critical knowledge, not to mention exercising my care takers has taken its toll. I must sleep now. So until my next Thor's Day, I bid you a fond adieu. And remember, not matter how old, your humans are trainable too...

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