I'm sporting a new look. I think the asymmetrical style is really hot right now. What do you think?
My caretakers have made some changes that I'm not too happy about.
First: they took away all my newspapers! What do I read now? Huh? At the same time they are making me take my 'health breaks' outside - exclusively! Two totally unrelated actions. I just don't get it.
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| Hello Thor. We're going to give you... |
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| A Bath!!! |
Second: They gave me a BATH!! WTF!!! Something about smelling like a 'dog'. Hello?! And my nose is like 10,000 times better than their's and I think I smelled just fine. Now I smell like Oatmeal. geez...
In other news, I've also been busy helping clean up the backyard. There is no stick too large for the Mighty Thor!!
Nor is there a Pine cone too prickly for my awesome jaws of death!!!
I also found some magic mushrooms, but Food took them away before I could enjoy them. I bit his toes many times for that insubordination.
Last Saturday, my Caretakers took me for my physical. I was like NBD. Got some Meds, Heartworm stuff and more food!! I did tip the scales at 3.3 Kg (that's 7.2 lbs for those of you in the three remaining countries desperately clinging to the Imperial System - two of which are Military Dictatorships...)
And lastly, I've been refining my camouflaging skills. See how nicely I blend into this rug? I got the idea from watching Sherlock Homes with Robert Downey Jr. (aka. Iron Man!)
That's all I have at this time. Until next Thor's Day - enjoy!!!
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