Thursday, October 11, 2012

Everybody's Got a Dark Side...

Do You Love Me? Can You Love Mine?
As with all Superheros, we have our dark sides too. Its the Yin and Yang of life. Great good must be balanced by great evil. I am no exception. I bite fingers and toes, chew on furniture, eat rocks, chew electrical cords, lick power outlets, pee in the house. And after 7pm I get really wild! All rules are thrown out the window and its open season on anyone's toes and fingers. So watch out!!
Why? Well, because I can! Nuf said.


To stay it top form and ensure my teeth are needle sharp, I chew on concrete steps. See the chunks I've already disposed of?

Witness one of my humble abodes. Note that the bars are for your protection...

On a positive side, I have taught my Caretakers to predict when I am going to sit, announce that I am doing so and also give me a treat. So my mind-meld is going well and they are actually trainable.

Power Up!
There are times too when I need to recharge. Not unlike Superman, I get much of my energy from the Earthling's yellow Sun.


Then there are times when I want to play, but understand its my Caretakers who need the exercise more than I. So I let them pull me along. They get great enjoyment out of it. I figure its the least I can do.

Sporting my Superhero cape

And finally, my last Dr's visit went flawlessly. I had gained 1.08 kg (2.4 lbs) and now tips the scales at 4.35 kg (9.6 lbs). And its all pure muscle!! No, really. Hey! No laughing!! I can HEAR YOU!!!

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