Thursday, October 25, 2012

Supernatural Abilities Emerging

Hello fellow earth inhabitants! Welcome to another of my Thor's Day posts!

My mastery of human steps has improved since last week. But more importantly, my supernatural abilities are starting to emerge!!

What? You've never seen a dog fly?!?
Here I am taking a test flight in my Caretakers' kitchen. Just testing stability and maneuverability before going full on. Much like Jarvis wanted to have Tony Stark do with his original Iron Man suit - and we all know how that turned out...

I, on the other hand, don't need a suit, my abilities come naturally.

I think I missed a spot over there, dang.

Here I am a few days later helping Food mow the yard. You can see I'm very attentive to detail and am actually going over the yard a second time to ensure every blade is cut evenly. A job not done well is not worth doing - I always say. Well, OK, I've never said that before, but you get the idea.

Take the dam picture! This car's not holding itself up!
My super strength is building as well. Again, Food needed my help (still can't fathom how he got along without me all these years). So, I came to his aid and held his car up while he changed the tires. Where is he? Well, someone had to take the picture!!

Many of you may be saying "I thought Thor's power came from his hammer." That's not entirely true. The hammer enhances and directs the power within. But you have to be worthy of that power to wield the hammer. My hammer is still being forged from the core of a dying star. It has too be custom made just for me - due to my diminutive (yet powerful) size.

I think I need a bigger house...

Well, I see it is getting late once again and I need my beauty sleep. So until next Thor's Day, have a wonderful week, my adoring fans!!

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